Titles Aficionado Gifts

'Why are you calling the student an 'assistant client management programme delivery facilitator'?'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Camping-Pong

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Antler Buzzers.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Mole News: Obituaries

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"