Translation Geek Gifts

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Polly txt speak

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

What's normal?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Nuts to you, too."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"It lost a little something in translation."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"I've just invented the question mark."

"Darn autocorrect!"