Translation Buff Gifts

'How much for everyone?'

"orfay igPay atinLay, esspray ootway."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

She - Interpreter - He.

Cat Burglar

Getting to Know You

Doggone

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

The Family Joules: Part 6

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Roget's Pet

Jorge Luis Borges

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'