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'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Bed Spread"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

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"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Wordplay: Export.

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Decapitated coffee.

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Shakespeare in the clink

'Coleridge'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat