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Wordplay: Inverted.

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Leadership suits you

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"What was I thinking?!"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Go! Means NOW!

The Ascent of Woman

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"It's a play on words."

"Bed Spread"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"