Vocab Warrior T-Shirts

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Ban on Free Speech

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Introducing...Anagraman.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Best Seller

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Shakespeare in the clink

'Coleridge'