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'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Ban on Free Speech

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Eldrow

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"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

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"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Decapitated coffee.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"