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"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"No religious nuts!"

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

"Ideally, we're looking for someone who can handle change."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Final Exams Tip

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'