Reading Warrior Gifts

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"Ideally, we're looking for someone who can handle change."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Final Exams Tip

Speaking words of wisdom, letter B

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"No religious nuts!"

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."