Spelling Warrior Gifts

Dyslexia Support Group.

Ban on Free Speech

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Best Seller

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Decapitated coffee.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Shakespeare in the clink

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Coleridge'

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'