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"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Ski-ball.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Sink the putt or else!

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

Child on golf course

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

Desert island putting green.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Why Golf is an Outdoor Sport.

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

'Quiet!' (to bird in a tree).

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole