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"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Yoga To-Do

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

I wonder if they can think...

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

Muses of the Couch