Batting Master Pillows

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Fish don't like worms.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Deregulated Baseball

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'I play it to kill time.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.