Batting Pro Pillows

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Baseball Dreams

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Tee for Two!

Deregulated Baseball

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"This better be important."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

Cricket.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Cricket

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'There's the smoke! They've selected a new pitcher!'