Pitching Wizard Mugs

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Rhapsody in Blue.

Natural Disasters

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

Baseball Dreams

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"When did this game get started?"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

He crash tests software.

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Magician producing the Euro

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

Basketball net above the garage door.

"He used to be in advertising"