Play Strategy Wizard Gifts

"Who let Urkel in here?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Little league world series of poker.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Funky Facts: Football.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

Some card-game puns

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Trojan Hurdler.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."