Play Strategy Wizard Gifts

"Who let Urkel in here?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Sweep the board.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

Funky Facts: Football.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'