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"It's baaaack!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Natural Disasters

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I don't believe in egrets."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Expressions of mystery.

OMG.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it