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'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Too Much Plastic.

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"It's baaaack!"

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Under Canvas

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.