Ball Game Warrior Gifts

"It looks fine to me, too."

Football Fans

Holiday time.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Basketball.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Trout Game

A boy with a football

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Football fan

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Under Canvas

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.