Ball Game Warrior Mugs

"It looks fine to me, too."

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Holiday time.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

Eldrow

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Basketball.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Trout Game

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

A boy with a football

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Football fan

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Under Canvas

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.