Verbal Combatants Gifts

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

Women's Martial Arts Center

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Cockfight of words

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

Pizza Fencing

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

"Who's going to carve?"

Chef's duel.

Sharp Tongue.

' Pol Meeting'

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

Puck Building Shoot-out

You ought to be in the funny papers, counselor. That was yet another hilarious objection. Overruled, of course.

Shifting Your Ground

Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"

'I say, Addison

'I learned a new word today!'

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

"English is a living language and is still evolving."

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'