Verbal Sparring Champion Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches a verbal sparring champion’s quick wit and sharp tongue? Our creatively humorous collection features items that celebrate intellect and wit, ideal for those who love a good verbal battle. These products make a playful and thoughtful gift for the witty, the sarcastic, and the quick-minded, adding a dash of humor and personality to their everyday essentials.

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"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

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"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!" mockup

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

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"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?" mockup

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

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Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences mockup

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

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'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.' mockup

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

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'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.' mockup

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

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'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.' mockup

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

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How some bird species determine pecking order.

How some bird species determine pecking order. mockup

How some bird species determine pecking order.

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Nature vs. Nietzsche.

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"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'" mockup

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

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Department de Philosophie

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Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

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A poison pen fights a poison mic. mockup

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

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'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?' mockup

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

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'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.' mockup

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

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"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment." mockup

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

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Mom! Billy's censoring me!

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'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!' mockup

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

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'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?' mockup

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

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'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.' mockup

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

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'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.' mockup

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

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'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?' mockup

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

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Sharp Tongue.

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'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.' mockup

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

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Chi Kick

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Spelling bee contest - 1st prise. mockup

Spelling bee contest - 1st prise.

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"Shall I fry it or flush it?"

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"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones." mockup

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

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'I say, Addison

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World Ping-Pong Federation.

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'I learned a new word today!'

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"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'" mockup

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

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Historians' Tiff

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Department of Ejucashun

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'Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!'

'Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!' mockup

'Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!'

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Verbal Sparring Champion Gifts Collection

Verbal Sparring Champion Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs that celebrate verbal sparring champions and their love for clever comebacks. Find the perfect mug to match their sharp sense of humor.

Verbal Sparring Champion Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows featuring witty sayings and clever designs for the verbal sparring champion in your life.

Verbal Sparring Champion Prints

Decorate their walls with prints that showcase wit and humor, perfect for the verbal sparring champion who appreciates clever artistic expressions.

Verbal Sparring Champion T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for the sharp-witted and quick-minded. Ideal for verbal sparring champions who love to make a statement with humor and style.