Social Media Sparring Champion Gifts

"Twitter wars! Now that's for sissies!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

City Marathon.

"I, TikTok."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Like.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

Narcissism Clinic.

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Chi Kick

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

My Way - 2020

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

Online Agitation

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'