Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address
Speech Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors a speech scholar's dedication? Our collection features fun and thoughtful items that capture their love of rhetoric, debate, and eloquence. Perfect for inspiring and amusing them in their academic or professional pursuits, these products add a touch of personality to their speech, debate, or communication journey. Whether for a graduation, birthday, or just because, find a gift that resonates with their passion for words and persuasion.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
Inclusive speech
What's normal?
"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Changing Minds
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
We need a Europe of U-turns.
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."
A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'
1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace
"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'
Dove of Peace and Free Speech
Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."
"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."
Speech Scholar Gifts Collection
Speech Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of speech-themed mugs—perfect for speech scholars who love to start their day with a witty or inspirational message.
Speech Scholar Pillows
Discover humorous and thoughtful pillows tailored for speech lovers—add personality to their space and remind them of their passion.
Speech Scholar Prints
Browse our collection of communication-inspired prints—stylish decor for students, teachers, and professionals who cherish the art of speech.
Speech Scholar T-Shirts
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