Swearword Scholar T-Shirts

Express your 'Swearword Scholar' with our witty t-shirts! Designed for those who enjoy smart humor and playful profanity, these tees are perfect for making a statement with a smile.

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"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

"Staff support"

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Torturing the English Language

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

Thru versus Through Traffic

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Meet The Author"

"Meet The Author"

"She's been so creative lately."

"She's been so creative lately."

First Novels.

First Novels.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Edgar Allen Poe

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

"Do me next."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Backfire

Backfire

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Cut Price

Cut Price

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

Why we need poetry. . .

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

What's normal?

What's normal?

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Swearword Scholar T-Shirts Collection

Swearword Scholar Mugs

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Swearword Scholar Pillows

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Swearword Scholar Prints

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