Swear Jar Collector Gifts

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

Motorist's Swear Box

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cow's straw

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Utility Chic.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Long Johns Silver."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

The dead sea scrolls

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Traffic Jam

Edmund Spenser

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Preserving space heritage.

'A strong team player is very important to me.'

"I cashed in my swear jar."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Milk production

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."