Swear Jar Collector Gifts

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

Motorist's Swear Box

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cow's straw

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Utility Chic.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Long Johns Silver."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

The dead sea scrolls

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Traffic Jam

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Edmund Spenser

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'A strong team player is very important to me.'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Preserving space heritage.

Milk production

"I cashed in my swear jar."

Minced Oath Day 2022

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."