Collecting Jars Gifts

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Can you open this form me?"

'A cheeky red?'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

true love.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Utility Chic.

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

The Stages of Wine

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'