Collecting Jars Gifts

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Can you open this form me?"

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

true love.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

Utility Chic.

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

The Stages of Wine

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."