Curse Jar Collector T-Shirts

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Monster Baseball

Old Spice

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Traffic Jam

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Motorist's Swear Box

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'I learned a new word today.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Preserving space heritage.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Keep it running."

Scarecrow

The traveling Yard Sale.

'How much did you say your name was?'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Zen Voodoo

'Of curse it does.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'