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'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Jester

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Wilfried Zaha

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Why did I marry that clown?

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Chicken Road Crossing

When clowns run out ammunition.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.