Jester Collector Gifts

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Jester

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Wilfried Zaha

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Chicken Road Crossing