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"I'd look foolish if I gave in."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Swells - Men's Fashion

Hombre's Best Friend.

Victorian Gentleman

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

Western Outfitters.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Mice playing double bass

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

They will too notice.

When clowns run out ammunition.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."