Crime Capers Gifts

Drug Deal Gone Right IV

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

"Someone's nicked the radio!"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

WANTED The Strad Cad

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Crime section.

Sign outside bank: 'Fight pollution - getaway cars must not leave motors running.'

"Keep it running."

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'When you do get ahold of him, find out where all the money went.'

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

Mouse thieves.

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."