Crusades Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

Batmansplaining.

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

Richard I of England

Corona and the Arts

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

Window calls for username and swearword.

"Oh for gosh sake, Richard! It's a couple of mice in the basement stealing grain. Quit making a crusade out of everything!"

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'Sorry about that. My dog got a hold of my voodoo doll.'