Crusades T-Shirts

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Face painting by numbers.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Dogs of the World Unite

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Richard I of England