Crusades Mugs

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

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The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Let the profit-making begin!

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.