Copy Crusader Mugs

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Super pets.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Farmers' Warnings.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I'm not taking any chances."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'