Convenience Store Crusader Mugs

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

HornyWood

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Ginger Breadman

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

Personal Calorie Counter

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

'Went straight to the top a week after 'Customer Care' started.'

Dogs of the World Unite

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

High Calorie Area - Run For Your Life

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

"Your family is pretty messed up."