Coffee Shop Crusader Mugs

"You'll need proof of vaccination, proof of booster vaccination, a current negative test, and furthermore you'll need a notarized certification and. . ."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You've Had Enough!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff