Caffeine Crusaders Mugs

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Evolution of man in the morning

'Welcome to the Road Rage Restuarant! What the @#&$ do you want?' 'Burger, fries, something heavily caffeinated, and step on it!'

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"I think it's time this cafe showed its commitment to LGBT rights."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'