Coffee Shop Crusader Pillows

"You'll need proof of vaccination, proof of booster vaccination, a current negative test, and furthermore you'll need a notarized certification and. . ."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

You've Had Enough!

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff