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"I'm on a special diet; no school food."

No personal food trays.

"Your family is pretty messed up."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Access Denied!

Dogs and Cake

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"