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"I'm on a special diet; no school food."

No personal food trays.

"Your family is pretty messed up."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Access Denied!

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."