Café Crusader Gifts

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Have you been tipping low again?'

'I've been asked to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

You've Had Enough!

A dog at the bakery.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I am coffee and I need more coffee

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

Super-Mario Draghi

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"The dollar is falling!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'