"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
Kitchen Cleanliness Crusader T-Shirts
Give a t-shirt that showcases pride in kitchen cleanliness with fun, witty designs. Ideal for everyday wear, it’s a playful way for your crusader to flaunt their sparkle obsession.
"Bloody Mouse!"
You're the puff in my pastry!
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
Ironing day.
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.
Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool
"I told you to wash the car, but no..."
'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'
"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."
Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.
"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."
Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"
Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.
"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."
"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."
Fumes from furniture
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'
'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'
Access Denied!
Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.
Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.
Cleaning Lockers.
"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."
Kitchen Cleanliness Crusader T-Shirts Collection
Kitchen Cleanliness Crusader Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs that celebrate the kitchen cleanliness crusader. Funny and motivational, these mugs are a great way to keep spirits bright during cleaning routines.
Kitchen Cleanliness Crusader Pillows
Add some humor to your crusader’s space with pillows that nod to their love of cleanliness. Comfort and wit come together beautifully.
Kitchen Cleanliness Crusader Prints
Decorate with style and humor—browse our prints that celebrate kitchen cleanliness. Perfect for inspiring tidy routines with a witty touch.