Kitchen Conundrum Crusader Gifts

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We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A dog at the bakery.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'And this model has plenty of space for all your electronics and a landing pad for your drone.'

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"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.