Kitchen Storm Chasers T-Shirts

'She's in the middle of a category 5 stir fry. Can she call you back?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Captain in a storm

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Man showing in the rain.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Stormy weather

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

The lonely figure

Mother nature takes her course.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Well, they did call for localized showers."