Quirky Kitchen Quibbles Pillows

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Chef copy robot

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Do you want toast with that?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

Intolerant Chef

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

Cuckoo blender

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'Where's the cheese?'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Tea and Coffee

"They ran out of carrots."

Over eating...don't do it.

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

Cooking shows for dogs

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

'You excelled again tonight, mother!'

"What? No! Norma, the hairnets are not edible!"

The quietly insane chef

Utensils Car Wash

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird