Culinary Challenged Pillows

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Don't tell him anything."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"It'll never be ready in time."

Bookworm group

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.