Culinary Challenges Pillows

The World's Longest Sandwich.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Come dine with me!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Tension filled the tent.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

All-Day Breakfast

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

House of books.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"My compliments to the can opener."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.