Food Challenges Gifts

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

"Here's how our eating challenge works. The meal is free if you finish it without running across the street for a burger afterwards."

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

House of books.

Business Sisyphus

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Pig Cheese

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

"Everything bagel?"

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."