Eating Challenge Enthusiast Gifts

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Always eat your broccoli."

Spaghetto

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"Everything bagel?"

Eat your vegetables

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

Supermarket Aisles.

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

Thanksgiving Smackdown