Dietary Challengers Prints

Airlines volunteer to reduce the size of seats to encourage weight loss

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'How is the new diet going?'

The cake diet.